The awkward moment when you are using a car window as a mirror.
You’re all like:
You realise there are people in the car so you’re like:
Then the people in the car are like:
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I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
i hate that feeling, when you know your the reason two people are fighting, but you cant pick sides, and therea nothing you can do about it or you might lose one of them.
Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
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